Install Theme

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

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pemsylvania:

the reason you find little cuts and bruises you don’t remember getting is because at night bats fly in your room and beat you up in your sleep

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20daysofjune:

827:

innnit:

*sprints for 40 miles*

*squat thrusts through a brick wall*

Listen to this whenever you feel bad about yourself and your self esteem will boost x100

(Source: rusteddstardust, via pagingme)

thecreatureblog:

Stopped creature talk 107 at the best possible moment

submit4nova:

Nova QR code for Tomodachi Life - he wears a hotdog suit, lives in a jail cell and his catchphrase is “Loki’d”

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tastefullyoffensive:

Best rims ever.

(Source: theclearlydope, via ruinedchildhood)

flowury:

*wakes you up in the middle of the night* look at this it’s important

(Source: lolgifs.net, via hi)

-atlas:

this is one of the smallest parrots in the world aND I REACHED OUT TO GIVE HIM A SUNFLOWER SEED BUT HE WANTED A HEAD SCRATCH INSTEAD. MY HEART MELTED. JUST LOOK AT HIM

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rumpelstiltskln:

Um… awkward… I’m totally sure I called shot gun, why are you shoving me in the back? Yeah I realize I’m being arrested but the rules of shotgun are pretty clear man

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